My Greedy Pussy

Well the Bitch is outta control, again. Yes I’m talking about my Greedy Pussy! It’s almost as if she taken drugs or had too much coffee cuz its “Pussies Gone Wild” all over this damn house! The range of her emotions in the last couple days has totally amazed me, she’s gone from peaceful to completely confused.

It all started when I gave in to her uncontrollable tantrum wanting an orgasm. I was in the shower and I was again using the amazing shower-head we have. As I came up on a clitoral-orgasm I moved the shower-head lower and just seconds later experienced a vaginal orgasm. Now this has never happened but to be in the middle of one orgasm and experience a totally separate orgasm at the same time was incredible! A feeling I can’t explain, pure euphoria!

This of course will be a feat she will force me to strive to achieve each time now. I wonder if this means I’m multi-orgasmic? I have never been before that I know of, and this is a first for me, I wish I had this experience with a guy lol…….wonder what that feels like now? 

The things that scares me is ….. if I keep this going, having these double orgasms, or possibly more, my pussy is REALLY gonna get outta control and I might have to put her in a 12-step program, get her some serious therapy. She’s already so demanding and outta control that I can barely handle her…

Since this incident in the shower I can barely take my hand off her with out her throwing a total fit. I’ve let her cum a couple times since but nothing like I’ve experienced in the shower. I’m gonna get carpel-tunnel if she doesn’t let me stop touching her! I have other things to do with my day!! Like she cares…..she’s so selfish!

Well today’s a whole new day and a whole new emotion for my Greedy Pussy. “Peaceful”. It’s been a very peaceful last couple weeks. She hasn’t raised too much hell lately, I’ve slept well; there hasn’t even been much attitude. I’m kinda proud of my Greedy Pussy for the way she’s behaved. I might even let her indulge later in her favorite activity….we’ll see.

There is one thing my Greedy Pussy really enjoys and that’s the sound of a very sexy voice. There is a large range of voices that stimulate her but she is very specific on that range. I got the pleasure of hearing a few of these voices this past week. One of which was Tony’s. Another voice she enjoys is this guy named Jim.

Jim is a man I know from a while back. It’s an usual relationship but most of my relationships are. We have solely a phone relationship and I’m ok with that. His voice is so smooth and so sexy. It’s like silk. There is a confidence and real sense of education in this man’s voice. From the minute he says “Hello Amy” I’m done. I’m moist, my body starts shaking, I get the chills, my blood starts boiling, my mind races, and worst of all, I can’t speak. I flub all my words, I start stuttering, I’m a total mess. I’d be totally intimidated to meet him in person and I have a feeling that goes double for my Greedy Pussy. Strangely enough, I have no desire to sleep with him, I’m satisfied with the verbal gratification I get from his voice. Of course I’m only speaking for me, my Greedy Pussy totally disagrees with that last statement. Luckily for me and my Greedy I only have contact with Jim once every 6 weeks or so. I personally don’t think I could take more.

HAHAHAHAHA!!! Guess who got in trouble this morning!! Yep! You guessed it! My Greedy Pussy did and I LOVVVVVVVE it! She woke me up at 5am this morning, wanting it not once but twice!! And I told Tony on her and he is MADDDDDD!

And decided he’s going to put his foot down with her AND with me.

Hi, my name is Amy and I’m an …….Enabler.

Well I’m sorry! Sometimes its just easier to give her what she wants rather than argue with her. I’m not much for arguing anyway. I’m a pleaser, I want everyone to like me, but my Greedy Pussy, she doesn’t care who likes her, especially if it’s me.

But it was my dumbass who told Tony to begin with this morning about how I was cheated out of an hours worth of very necessary sleep because of her selfishness and now I have to pay for it. So….here are the rules…..

I’m not allowed to have an orgasm for the next 3 days. I’m not allowed to discuss it with Tony, I’m not allowed to think about it, I’m not even allowed to say words that rhyme with the word “orgasm”!

I don’t’ honestly know how I’m going to pull this off seeing as how she’s soooooo greedy, but I’m gonna do my best to adhere to Tony’s rules  because he is one my favorite people and one of my best friends and at some point you gotta take accountability for your actions and I have been enabling.

I’m not gonna lie, it’s a little scary to think about when this Bitch has the power to keep me up later than I need to be, wake me up out of a dead sleep for satisfaction and give me one serious attitude if she wants. But I fully intend on powering-through. I mean its only 72 hours right? Who can’t go without just about anything for 72 hours? The only bad part is, this starts on the SAME day as I chose to quit smoking.

Tony, I really hope you’re gonna be nice to me, say sweet things to me and be very patient with me during this next couple days of no orgasms and no smoking, because I KNOW this Greedy Pussy isn’t…..

Well folks, I figured today I would introduce you to some of my Greedy Pussy’s moods since today she was in a very SARCASTIC mood.

Sar-cas-tic : biting, cutting, mordant, bitter, derisive, ironic, sardonic

Now, she didn’t “bite” me but she was very bitter this morning. I’m not exactly sure why. Maybe its because I’ve given her a few days off I’m not completely sure. But even after satisfying her once in the early morning and in the shower later mid-day she just didn’t seem happy about it at all. And it’s not like I’m just using one method to satisfy her, well you ladies know, we have several things we can implement and I used two different techniques today!! I can’t figure it out……so I go to try a third time thinking maybe she’ll just shut up and mellow out a bit, and she seemed interested until I got to where I was interested and then she just quit on me……

So with Tony in the back of my mind asking me “Amy, what would I tell you to do?” I got up, sat up, spread my legs and smacked the Bitch! Three times! Once for Tony, once for being sarcastic with me and the third time, well…..3’s a lucky number! Don’t worry, I might talk about my Greedy Pussy, but I don’t talk TO my Greedy Pussy.

She was doing fine, calmed down, resting, maybe even sleeping until Tony called me this afternoon. Granted we only talked for a few minutes but with his voice it’s sometimes all it takes. And I’ll tell ya, after what the Bitch put me through today I’m not really in the mood to cater to her needs so she can twitch and leak all she wants but I’m not doing it! She’ll just have to wait til I’m “feelin it!”

I will admit I will have to come up with a better discipline system for her. Some of the things I’ve tried just aren’t working. Maybe with Tony’s help I can better manipulate her into MY way of thinking….we’ll see!

Omg the bitch woke up yesterday with a vengeance!! There was no stopping her. Yes that’s right, I had 3 orgasms yesterday, and 2 of them were within 40 minutes of the each other. Jesus she needs to be stopped! I’m grateful that for the most part she’s sleeping again right now. Cuz damn! Yesterday she was hungry!  My hands are sore, I’m quite tired and all this to satisfy my greedy pussy. Thank God I don’t have a man at the moment I’d probably break the poor sucker in half.

And again, yes this is Tony’s fault. Callin me the night before with his sexy ass voice, all horny himself, hours away so that I couldn’t really do anything about it. My greedy pussy was sleeping real good until he calls. Wants me to touch her, wants me to wake her up, allows me to actually have an orgasm and damn damn damn, just gets her started! I’m gonna remind you I don’t have a toy at the moment and everything I have to do to satisfy this bitch is totally manual, hands on baby. And it gets tiring. My body knows its my hands, so it protests what’s going on, lashes out in retaliation making it take forever sometimes.

And here I am just a pawn in the middle of these two, Tony and my greedy pussy. They’re playing games with my body, my mind and my emotions. Its not right. But who can I complain to? All my friends, they don’t have greedy pussies. None of them. I’m the only one. So the only person I can talk to about this is Tony……and here’s what I get…”Smack her when she gets outta control and fuck her when I tell you to”. And he’s serious. He’s even asked me to smack my greedy pussy while he’s been on the phone when she’s getting unruly and distracting. But then the minute the bitch goes to sleep again, he calls and tells me to wake her up! Men! I’d be a lesbian at this point I’m so sick of men but I’ll tell ya, I like pizza and I like steak but there’s just some shit I won’t eat!

Hi My name is Amy and I have a greedy pussy. You read that right. Greedy pussy. Now I didn’t come to this determination without help. I am also a submissive. At least that’s what I believe. Not to many others do. They know me as a totally aggressive person and I am, but otherwise, when I’m with the right person I’m a submissive. But that’s neither here nor there at the moment, the topic is my greedy pussy and how I determined I had one. I have a friend, Tony, who’s a dominant. We are very special friends and although we have never met, we talk on a daily basis and after hearing me talk about my masturbation and sexual needs he has come to the determination that I have a very greedy pussy and if it were up to him, my pussy would never get satisfied.

You see, I need to masturbate at least twice a day. I don’t have actual sex very often, mostly out of choice. I’m very picky who I let near my body. No need for actual sex if masturbating is going to waste a lot less time. I’ve encountered some very selfish lovers and I’ll decide when I get touched and how I get touched from now on.

I, unfortunately burnt the motor out on my 4^th dildo this year and am limited to the ways I masturbate but it doesn’t stop me. I will get another toy here pretty soon and until I do, I’ll go on using whatever methods I have at the moment.

Now let’s get back to Tony for a few minutes because this is all his fault. Without his constant observance of my sexual needs, I would’ve never came to this conclusion on my own. But he’s right, I do have a very greedy pussy and the bitch needs to be stopped. Now although I’m not “technically” Tony’s submissive I am very respectful of his wishes and demands on not only me but my pussy. And I’m very much aware of his thoughts on women having orgasms: According to Tony: women, in general, shouldn’t be allowed to have orgasms anytime they want. They are a right to be earned. Normally I wouldn’t agree with this statement but he’s explained his thoughts to me and I totally understand his logic now. I now have tasks that I can perform to “earn” the right to have an orgasm per Tony’s rules. And even though, I have the right to have one now because I performed one of Tony’s tasks correctly. I haven’t masturbated in days. To be honest, I think the reason is more just being lazy while my greedy pussy sleeps.

Yes, you read that right as well, my greedy pussy sleeps. She also has a wide variety of moods. But we’ll talk about that another time. This blog was simply to let the masses know that I, Amy have a greedy pussy and get her introduced. Stay tuned folks, although she’s sleeping right now and in a fair mood when she is awake, you never know what tomorrow might bring….